http://www.bassoonbrothers.com/taxonomy/term/134 The taxonomy view with a depth of 0. en http://www.bassoonbrothers.com/node/154 <p>Number 10 A bassoon looks awesome in the gunrack of your pickup truck<br /> Number 9 If you go to a costume party you can remove the crook and go as Captain Hook<br /> Number 8 The big end works great with your shopvac<br /> Number 7 If you've lost your bong, you've got it made<br /> Number 6 Attached batteries and a stun gun and you have a cattle prod for the barnyard<br /> Number 5 You can blow up ballons on the big end, or pehaps other latex items<br /> Number 4 If you cross the bassoon with an onion you get music that brings tears to your eyes<br /> Number 3 You can whack knees with it (Tonya) or fend off wolves<br /> Number 2 If you put the bell up to your ear against the wall you can hear what people in the next room are saying about you<br /> Number 1 For an instrument that pretty much sucks, the bassoon offers pure blowing satisfaction</p> <p>What are some of your reasons for playing the bassoon? What are some reasons for NOT playing the bassoon? Let us know!</p> <br class="clear" /> http://www.bassoonbrothers.com/node/154#comments Top 10 Reasons to Play the Bassoon Sat, 16 Jun 2007 17:23:36 -0400 meubanks 154 at http://www.bassoonbrothers.com